OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people
AWWWWWWWWWWW
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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Common Myths & Misconceptions About Goldfish
by patches a.k.a goldfishgalFINALLY on my dash! thank you tumblr!
i had a phase in middle school where i searched up a lot about house pets (i practically lived at the pet store for a while) thinking i wanted to be a veteranarian. reading all of this was a real eye opener but no one ever believe me when i said that goldfish require a lot of caring for and everything. jerks. wassup.
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Well done, Beckham’s.
Can I steal the one on the far left?
the one on the left is going to be a god
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE YOUNGER VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER
holy sh*t, the handsome Beckham with his handsome sons
oh my wow
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An old project from last year. One of a set of three. To extract the book from its box, both ends of the ribbons must be pulled at once. Pulling only one will get nowhere.
Two people connected by the red string of fate are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. This magical cord may stretch, tangle, and knot, but will never break.
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